This is Stella the spider. She is one of our tenants. We have just served her with an eviction notice...and thus she is is looking for a new home.
Qualities: Very quiet, will eat all the moths, gnats, lady bugs, or any insect that wonders into her room.
Cons: Very scary looking, makes a huge ugly nest and doesn't clean up after she eats. Has a tendancy to show up when you aren't wanting any company.
Please contact her directly if you have room for her at your place. Oh you are wondering how to contact her...well I am sure if you just step outside your home you will run into a few of her relatives, they know her direct line!
Stella isn't quite your type, don't worry we've got another tenant we would love for you to meet!
Meet the "Hornets". They have a very large family and are currently expecting about 59 more buzzing bundles of joy.
They tend to mind their own "bizzness" until you come outside with a cold beverage, or any type of food. Because their family is so large there is always someone coming and going. Their flight patters are quite hectic and they do not respect any no fly zones you may already have in place.
When they get angry, and this happens a lot, they will just fly right up to and give you a sting.
Oh and we decided they could not stay. Their home however is for sale!
4 comments:
No thanks.... I have no room in my home. We do however have some of your buzzy friends that have made a home in our brick work out the front door. They need to find a new home as well. Mom was right that spider looks like a tantula.... scary Anyways wish we were together just hanging out peace out
gooo!! sorry. they look terrible.. definetly not welcome at our house!!sorry!
OH MY GOSH!!!! That is soooo disgusting looking! YUCK! Sorry! Please do not send them my way!
We've already got some of our own. I was weeding our garden today and ran across a black widow among all other types and a praying mantis. Gardening is not for those who get "bugged" out.
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